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★★★★★

Robin Hood (1973)

A childhood VHS treasure that still holds up, with a sharp message about who really holds the power.

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Every flick Nate has talked about, rated five stars or one.

★★★★★

Robin Hood (1973)

A childhood VHS treasure that still holds up, with a sharp message about who really holds the power.

★★★★★

St. Vincent (2014)

A slow burn that rewards patience, with Bill Murray and Jaeden Martell making an unlikely friendship feel completely real.

★★★★★

The Punisher (2004)

Thomas Jane's definitive Frank Castle, gritty practical action, and a revenge story worth watching again and again.

★★★★★

I Am Wrath (2016)

Travolta's revenge thriller is predictable, low-budget and lazily paced - barely a good-ish movie.

★★★★★

Toy Story 5 (2026)

Strong character growth and hidden gems cannot fully overcome a sequel that undoes the past.

★★★★★

Luca (2021)

A vibrant, soulful journey - Pixar builds a brand new world worth watching over and over.

★★★★★

The Good Dinosaur (2015)

A beautiful, forgettable journey - gorgeous scenery, but a slow burn that never delivers the explosion.

★★★★★

Mayday (2026)

Non-stop action with real heart - Ryan Reynolds' best gear in years, and a post-credits scene you cannot skip.

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★★★★★

Toy Story (1995)

The groundbreaking masterpiece that started it all - Pixar set the bar impossibly high on its very first try.

★★★★★

Coco (2017)

A Pixar masterpiece that hits right in the heart - bring a box of tissues.

★★★★★

Gladiator (2000)

The Greatest Movie of All Time - my all-time favorite, the gold standard of storytelling.

★★★★★

Jurassic World (2015)

A Masterclass in Nostalgia Done Right - a genuine, breathing continuation of Hammond's dream come true.

★★★★★

Hoppers (2026)

Stunning visuals can't save a shallow script - gorgeous animation carrying a story that underperforms.

★★★★★

Coyote vs. Acme (2026)

A clever, clean blend of live-action and Looney Tunes chaos that finally gives Wile E. Coyote his day in court.

★★★★★

Glass Onion (2022)

A razor-sharp whodunit packed with colorful suspects, clever misdirection, and modern Clue energy.

★★★★★

Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)

A visually impressive finale that trades suspense for spectacle and loses sight of what made the franchise roar.

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★★★★★

Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

A worthy successor that soars on breathtaking aerial action, emotional payoff, and pure blockbuster spectacle.

★★★★★

Ocean's 11 (2001)

The ultimate gold standard for heist cinema, cool, clever, and endlessly rewatchable.

★★★★★

The Dark Knight (2008)

A masterpiece that transcends the superhero genre and redefines cinematic crime epics.

★★★★★

Joker (2019)

A shallow, disjointed misfire that betrays DC's legacy of heroism and hope.

★★★★★

Inspector Gadget (1999)

A joyful, chaotic, criminally underrated Saturday-morning classic.

★★★★★

Zootopia 2 (2025)

A gorgeous, well-crafted sequel that earns its stars while playing it a little too safe.

★★★★★

Elio (2025)

Perfectly okay, completely forgettable, and a warning sign for Pixar.

★★★★★

Jurassic Park (1993)

The ultimate cinematic gold standard, mistakes and all.

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